Uranus. Soap. Now, we could come up with dozens, if not hundreds, of punny jokes, but we're taking the high road here, because we are Serious Scientists (TM). Bar soap in paper wrapping makes a great guest soap or gift.
Soap is 2 ounces (56 grams), unscented. Not tested on animals. Designed in Brooklyn, NY and made in the USA.
P.S. We were worried that the image on the packaging was Neptune, not Uranus, but several fellow Serious Scientists assured us it is indeed Uranus, possibly inspired by these Hubble images.