The Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. The priest says: "What are you doing here?" The Higgs Boson replies: "You can't have mass without me"!
Wear the watch, even if you don't get the joke! The watch face features evidence of the Higgs decaying into other fundamental particles after being created by a proton collision in the Large Hadron Collider. Spiraling hour, minute, and second hands will keep you energized all day long.
Watch face is 1.3 inches across with a nickel-free zinc alloy case and leather band, almost 9 inches total length. Not waterproof. Comes with a metal gift/storage box and one Earth-year manufacturer's warranty.